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I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
John Locke

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
Carl Sandburg

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katharine Hepburn

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin